“- Julia Biggs: It's okay if I look in the window, just as long as I don't buy.
- Margueritte Coleman: Yeah? Well, don't go shopping with money in your pocket! And you better not be putting anything in the layaway plan, either!”
Whitney Houston - Julia Biggs
Jenifer Lewis - Margueritte Coleman

“- David Stephens: You paid 500 pounds for this?
- Juliet Miller: That's what it cost, David.
- David Stephens: No, no, that's what you paid for it. 500 pounds is what you paid for it. We don't know how much it cost us yet. For you two to have a good time, we don't know the cost of that yet.”
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“If you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go kill myself or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“- Hilda Hensley: I got a check today. Why don't you go out and spend some money? It'll make you feel better.
- Patsy Cline: Says who?
- Hilda Hensley: Well, you're just too mean to live lately.”
Ann Wedgeworth - Hilda Hensley
Jessica Lange - Patsy Cline