- Uncle Willy: Boy, listen to that thunder! God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, "On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys".
- Brayker: Maybe it's not too late.
Dick Miller - Uncle Willy
William Sadler - Brayker

“I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan's stomach growling.”
Djimon Hounsou - Midnite

“For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- The Great Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward.
- Rizzo the Rat: And people die by falling overboard.”

Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat