“It's a cruel world, all you little boys and girls and some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!”

Alan Cumming - Fegan Floop

“- Meredith Blake: First change I make is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu.
- Meredith's Assistant: Oof, Ice Woman!
- Meredith Blake: Proud of it, babe!”
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Alex Cole - Richard

“I've often wondered why it is we have children in the first place. And the conclusion I've come to is... At some point in our lives we realize things are screwed up beyond repair. So we decide to start again. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh. And then we have children.”
Nicole Kidman - Evelyn Stoker

“My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.”
George Carlin - Architect

“- Nanny: And speaking of children...
- Anita: Roger, darling, l've got the most wonderful news.”
Joan Plowright - Nanny