“- Two-Bit Matthews: Shoot, this house ain't dirty. You ought to see my house.
- Ponyboy Curtis: I have and if you had the sense of a billy goat, you'd clean your house up 'stead of bummin' 'round ours.
- Two-Bit Matthews: Shoot, kid, if I did that, my mom would die of shock.”
Emilio Estevez - Two-Bit Matthews
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis

“- Stan: There's been a P.I. at the shark pool.
- Jordan: P.I.?
- Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P..”
Jason Deveaux - Stan
Ben Easter - Jordan

“Sweet Lou cleans no man's poo.”
Joey Kern - Sweet Lou

“- Glenda Gardenia Parks: That's barbecue sauce.
- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: Black barbecue sauce?
- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Yes. It's mexican. Very hot. Don't eat it.
- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: I wasn't going to.”

Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks
Charles Grodin - Ira Parks

“My dear Henry, if dirty fingers were trumps, what a splendid hand you'd have.”

Sheila Reid - Lady Florrie Rawlinson