“- Nick Lassiter: You going shooting?
- Kari Von Fursten: It's not shooting, it's killing. The birds are driven; there is no sport.
- Nick Lassiter: Why shoot them?
- Kari Von Fursten: I like to kill them. Don't you?
- Nick Lassiter: Yes, but with a club while someone holds them down.”
Tom Selleck - Nick Lassiter
Lauren Hutton - Kari Von Fursten

“- Eliza Birch: Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?
- Ralph Dover: Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonalds?”
Zoë Soul - Eliza Birch
Dylan Minnette - Ralph Dover

“- Carson Wells: Buenos Dias. I'm guessing this isn't the future you had planned for yourself when you first clapped eyes on that money. Don't worry, I'm not the man who's after you.
- Llewelyn Moss: [in bed] I know that. I've seen him.
- Carson Wells: You've seen him, and you're not dead?”
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells
Josh Brolin - Llewelyn Moss

“- Miss Mathis: Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.
- Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee: He should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.”
Kaitlin Hopkins - Miss Mathis
Paul Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee

“Ape or Man, I'm still going to stuff him and hang him on the wall of my Club.”

Richard Harris - James Parker