“- Sandy: I'm no stranger to heartbreak.
- Frenchie: Oh! Do you have psoriasis?”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Sandy
Didi Conn - Franchie

“I know we got issues, but rejecting your heart isn't going to make things easier, now is it?”

Denzel Washington - Napoleon Stone

“What do you know about love? What could you possibly know about love You know, I'm sick and tired of men using love as if it's some disease you just catch. Love should have brought your ass home last night.”
Halle Berry - Angela

“You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row.”
Lance Armstrong - Himself

“- Jimmy Dix: What, you don't believe in love?
- Joe Hallenbeck: I believe in love; I also believe in cancer.
- Jimmy Dix: What, they're both diseases?
- Joe Hallenbeck: Something like that.”
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck