“Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.”
Michael Cerveris - Frank

“I want you to send whatever you can afford. If you've got a thousand dollars in the bank, don't be afraid to send the whole thousand dollars.”
R. Lee Ermey - Jimmy Lee Farnsworth

“My dearest sweetheart, Klara, I can't stand it any longer. Take your key and open post office box 237 and take me out of my envelope... and kiss me.”
Jimmy Stewart - Alfred Kralik

“Here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility.”
Kelsey Grammer - Hunter

“- Mrs. Gardner: We’re going to destroy the whole roof!
- Nate: We have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.”
Jennifer Aniston - Mrs. Gardner
Anton Starkman - Nate