“- Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
- Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
- Leila: What's wrong with that?
- Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's not worth thirty K.”
Lori Lively - Leila
Rafer Weigel - Robert

“- Pastor Galswells: Dropping the ring. This boy doesn't want to get married.
- Maudeline Everglot: How disgraceful!”

Sir Christopher Lee - Pastor Galswells
Joanna Lumley - Maudeline Everglot

“- Doolittle Lynn: Baby, I was just thinking... we got an anniversary coming up and I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.
- Loretta Lynn: Hmm... well, I ain't got no wedding ring yet.
- Doolittle Lynn: Wedding ring! Bullshit!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“The subconscious never makes a mistake. She gave you the ring she didn't want - his ring - and she kept the one she wanted - yours.”

Oskar Holmolka - Prof. Gurkakoff

“These are facts, sir. Not school book history, not Mr. Wells's history, but history nevertheless. They sent this foot-high jeweled bird to Charles, who was then in Spain. They sent it in a galley commanded by a member of the Order. It never reached Spain.”

Sydney Greenstreet - Kasper Gutman