“- Dr. Austin Sloper: You have found a tongue at last, Catherine. 'Tis only to say such terrible things to me.
- Catherine Sloper: Yes. This is a field where you will not compare me to my mother.”
Ralph David Richardson - Dr. Austin Sloper
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Catherine Sloper

“It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“She is a woman. They say one thing but mean another. No one can unlock their secrets.”

Eric Cantona - Monsieur de Foix

“Wonderful woman, Lady Markby, isn't she? Talks more and says less than anybody I ever met.”
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

“Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones