“A pilot never stops acquiring knowledge. You'll make mistakes, everyone does. Just learn from them.”
Jeff Kober - LT Cook

“- Dark Helmet: What did you do?
- Colonel Sandurz: I turned off the wall.
- Dark Helmet: No, you didn't! You turned off the whole movie!
- Colonel Sandurz: I must have pressed the wrong button.
- Dark Helmet: Well, put it back on!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“- Samantha Jackson: Alright, I've got 'Dred Scott v. Sandford', 'Plessy v. Ferguson', and 'Brown v. The Board of Education'.
- John: I got 'Kramer vs. Kramer', 'Alien vs. Predator', and 'Freddy vs. Jason'.”

Amanda Seyfried - Samantha
Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett

“Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.”
Henry Winkler - Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli

“Perhaps you will regard my work with ridicule or even with a distaste. If so, destroy these records. But if you like me burn with the irresistable desire to penetrate the unknown, carry on.”

Basil Rathbone - Baron Wolf von Frankenstein