“Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. Guys around here will tell ya, you play for a living, it's like any other job. You don't gamble, you grind it out. Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.”
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

“- Annie: Sorry, ladies, read 'em and weep [Annie spreads out a full house. The Older Girlsgroan].
- Annie: So... that's-it... no other takers?
- Little Kid: You've already tooken everybody...
- Hallie: [A crisp new five dollar bill floats on to the cot] Not everybody.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

- Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
- Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
- Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay.
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy

“The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism
that have made our country so great.”
Walter Matthau

“I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.”
Cheech Marin - Romeo Posar