“Little kids buy cereal the same way grown men buy lingerie. They will buy stuff they care nothing about just to get the prize that's inside.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Wilma Northrup: I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around!
- Henry Northrup: Oh, I'm sorry...
- Wilma Northrup: Oh, Henry, you are such a little kid! I swear to God you are! I mean were would you be without me to take care of you?”

Adrienne Barbeau - Wilma Northrup
Hal Holbrook - Henry Northrup

“I suppose the only thing at 50 you can really start to look forward to is just total irresponsibility.”
Johnny Depp

“When you turn 30, your life and your world view change. I remember feeling relieved - it was like I was seeing things in a deeper way.”
Carrie-Anne Moss

“The high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon