“I don't mind dying, but I hate the preliminaries.”
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr

“Being young is sometimes less fun than being dead.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“- Vincent: You never seen Abbott and Costello?
- Oliver: No, sir. Are they old?
- Vincent: No. They're dead. That's the oldest you can be.
- Oliver: Or the youngest. Time freezes when you're dead.”
Bill Murray - Vincent
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver

“I always hoped to die young, but now it's too late.”
Jeanne Moreau - Lili