“- John Constantine: Jesus didn't die from being nailed to a cross. He was killed by a soldier's spear.
- Angela Dodson: The Spear of Destiny. I'm a Catholic, John. I know the Crucifixion story.”
Keanu Reeves - John Constantine
Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson

I'm all for believing whatever it is that you want to believe; but you say "religion" and I'm thinking Da Vinci's "Last Supper". Jesus looks sad, the apostles look miserable. I don't want to go to their party. Shouldn't religion be more like "Dogs Playing Poker"?

Kandyse McClure - Sue Snell

“If you commit yourself to the love of Christ, then that is how you run a straight race.”
Ian Charleson - Eric Liddell

“- Brian Hope: Let me try and summarize this: god is his son. And his son is god. But his son moonlights as a holy ghost, a holy spirit, and a dove. And they all send each other, even though they're all one and the same thing.
- Charlie McManus: You've got it. You really could be a nun!”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“Born-agains say I don't believe in Jesus, so I'll go to Hell. Jews say I do believe in Jesus, I'll go to Hell. Catholics say I don't believe in the pope, I'll go to Hell. So any way you look at it, I'm in the shit.”
Ben Mendelsohn - Malcolm Bench