“Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“No kiss, Nick. I'm a married woman with a Governor inside.”
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks

“Alison married Kevin! I am fine now! Married her junior high school sweetheart: kissed me on the bench, kissed Kevin on the bench, married Kevin. This is great! This has got nothing to do with me! This is fate, this is destiny; it is beyond my control, beyond my fault. I love this!”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“- Young Melanie: Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?
- Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.”
Dakota Fanning - Young Melanie
Thomas Curtis - Young Jake