“Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“If I'm not good enough to marry, I'm not good enough to kiss.”
Jennifer Jones - Pearl Chavez

“Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“- Young Melanie: Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?
- Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.”
Dakota Fanning - Young Melanie
Thomas Curtis - Young Jake

“- Nancy: Mickey, you can't go around asking every woman you kiss to marry you.
- Mickey: Why not?
- Nancy: Why not...
- Mickey: I only kiss women I'd marry.”
Geneviève Bujold - Nancy
Keith Carradine - Mickey