“Cats don't chew on things you beat them with.”
Christopher Scott Cherot - Lee Plenty

“- Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
- Donna: God.
- Rayvie: What?
- Donna: Why?
- Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.”
David Della Rocco - Rocco
Lauren Piech - Donna
Gina Sorell - Rayvie

“- Darius: I love the Nutcracker. You know when I was a kid I was always afraid of the dancing mice. Now I'm a cat.
- Sterling: His therapist is ecstatic.”
Bryan Batt - Darius
Sir Patrick Stewart - Sterling

“- Rick O'Connell: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.
- Evelyn Carnahan: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“- Sue Barlow: So is it marriage that scares you two, or puttin' down roots?
- Boss Spearman: No. Who'd have him? All rangy and mangy like a rough old dog.”
Annette Bening - Sue Barlow
Robert Duvall - Boss Spearman