“- Harold: Don't you ever worry about your liver?
- Jeff: Nah, we're just good friends.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Derek Thompson - Jeff

- M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem.
- James Bond: "Free radicals", sir?
- M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread. Too many dry martinis!
- James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
Edward Fox - M
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“It's strange I should be dead? I was young and healthy and I felt swell when I went to bed! So, why did I die?”
Joan Blondell - Gail Richards

“At least she died healthy.”

Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano

“- Dr. Bronson: I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your boy is very sick. He's lost a massive amount of blood, and his pulse and retinal response are poor, and as you can see there's an axe sticking out of his head.
- Big Chuck: He's not sick, you idiot, he's dead!
- Dr. Bronson: Oh, everybody's a doctor. You think maybe I could make the diagnosis?”
Austin Pendleton - Dr. Bronson
Paul Dooley - Big Chuck