“Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk... Very drunk indeed.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight.
- Jim Street: So, what does two drinks mean?”
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“I'm drunk. And you're beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful.”
Michael Pitt - Matthew

“- Kirsty Cotton: Okay. Okay, stop. I'm not gonna be able to stand up.
- Steve: So lie down.”

Ashley Laurence - Kirsty Cotton
Robert Hines - Steve

“- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
- Linda: Sure.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.”
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams
Denise Bixler - Linda