“All beautiful things must end, so I guess we might as well call it a day.”

Irene Dunne - Lucy Warriner

“You know weddings are the happiest events I could possibly dream of and yet some how when they're over it's always so sad.”
Geraldine Chaplin - Rita Billingsley

“You know marriage doesn't guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“- Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey!
- Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

I thought "What the hell, I'm a big celebrity now, I can get all the chicks I want. Why get married?". But on the other hand, if you are married, no more stink eye. Plus they can't testify against you.
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley