“- Jeff Blue: That's funny.
- Jane Blue: What?
- Jeff Blue: A shoe.
- Jane Blue: And?
- Jeff Blue: It's got a foot in it.”

Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“I found out what a mine is anyway. It's a hole in the ground with a darn fool at the end of it.”
Fredric March - Samuel Langhorne Clemens (Mark Twain)

“It was like at that moment, he became my brain, and I became his feet.”

Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane

“I only take one step at a time. That's why I was given two feet.”
Glen Campbell - La Boeuf

“If God existed, He's a fake. Or, more likely, a foot. A giant, all-powerful, all-knowing foot!”
Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw