“- Virginia Hill: Do you always talk this much before you do it?
- Bugsy Siegel: I only talk this much before I kill someone.”

Annette Bening - Virginia Hill
Warren Beatty - Bugsy Siegel

“Sheriff Ticker says it's a short step from kissing to killing.”
David Bloom - Deputy

“- Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
- Catwoman: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. You're the second man who killed me this week, but I've got seven lives left.”
Michael Keaton - Batman
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“I can understand you being horny and all, Fritz... but you have bad breath.”

Lee Marvin - The Sergeant

“- Frank: What are you doing kissing this guy?
- Sarah: Well, I didn't wanna kill him.
- Frank: Well, what kinda stupid logic is that?”
Bruce Willis - Frank
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah