“- Jonathan: You're asking me, the turd?
- Ellen: Well, you look like a pretty... sensitive turd to me.”
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan
Jacqueline Bisset - Ellen

“- Jack Faulkner: I do not like this particular side of you!
- Suzanne Vale: I'm not a box, I don't have sides. This is it, one side fits all!”
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“Can you imagine what this man would be like had anyone ever loved him?”

Paul Sorvino - Henry Kissinger

“You have a nice personality and you know sweaters.”

William Hurt - Doug

“I always loved Kate Winslet, but after you meet her you really love her because she's a cool chick.”
Peter Farrelly On Kate Winslet