“You know, by the time we get back to New York, it'll be the middle of winter. So I was thinking, why rush? Maybe we could make a few sidestops along the way.”

Ben Stiller - Alex

“- Clark Griswold: We could leave her here and the first phone we pass, we could call your Cousin Normie and he could come and get her, I guess.
- Ellen Griswold: That is the meanest, coldest...
- Clark Griswold: Well what do you want me to do? Call Federal Express?”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Billie Jean: You ever been to Vermont?
- Lloyd: Sure, on ski trips.
- Billie Jean: Maybe we should go there tonight, all of us, hitchhike.
- Lloyd: You can't do that, not now, everybody knows you, they want to see you get the money.
- Billie Jean: They want to see us dead, remember Joan of Arc?”
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Keith Gordon - Lloyd

- Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
- Mal: Define "interesting".
- Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Alan Tudyk - Wash
Nathan Fillion - Mal

“I don't want to die in Texas. Chicago, maybe... but not Texas. You can meet me there if you like.”

Christopher Walken - Hickey