“- Philip Edwards: Sometimes the shepherd needs the comfort of the sheep.
- Elena Hood: I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that.”
Michael Cumpsty - Philip Edwards
Joan Allen - Elena Hood

“We can go away right now. I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“- Audrey Sheppard Williams: You go out on the road and you sleep with a different woman every night.
- Hank Williams: I need you with me.
- Audrey Sheppard Williams: You think you can treat me right then?
- Hank Williams: I can try!”
Elizabeth Olsen - Audrey Williams
Tom Hiddleston - Hank Williams

“- Sex Shop Salesman: I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
- Paul Bland: For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
- Sex Shop Salesman: Sure!”
John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland

“- Dr. David Marrow: What do we all need in life? What are the basics? Food, water, shelter...
- Theo: ...Sex.”
Liam Neeson - Dr. David Marrow
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo