“I hope I never get so old I get religious.”
Ingmar Bergman

“In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.”
François Truffaut

“The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper pictures of the garbage.”
George Carlin

“I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.”
George Carlin

“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.”
George Carlin