“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.”
Bob Newhart

“I'm a serious-minded and intense little devil... terribly gauche... and so tense I don't see how people stay in the same room with me. I know I wouldn't tolerate myself!”
James Dean

“If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
Jack Lemmon

“When banks came into pictures, trouble came with them.”
Cecil Blount DeMille

“Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into.”

Oliver Hardy