“- Donkey: Say there's a woman who digs you, right, but you really don't like her that quick - now how do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? How do you do that?
- Princess Fiona: Just tell her she's not your true love!”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Julia: Do you have a hot tub in your room?
- Daniel Miller: No... why? Do you?
- Julia: No! No... it's more like a... it's not even really a hot tub. Y'know, really it just has holes in it...
- Daniel Miller: You don't have to protect my feelings. It's okay if you've got a got tub.
- Julia: Well then I do!”
Meryl Streep - Julia
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller

“- Jo Ann: You lie to me about Mac, you lie to Mac about me, you lie to the judge about everybody. Sooner or later, you have to lose sight of the facts, don't you?
- Nick Frescia: No. No, you don't lose sight of the facts, not unless you're nuts. You just... you lose sight of your feelings.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“Ellen, I am Heathcliff. Everything he's suffered, I've suffered. The little happiness he's ever known, I've had too. Oh, Ellen, if everything in the world died and Heathcliff remained, life would still be full for me.”

Merle Oberon - Cathy

“Cathy, I never broke your heart. You broke it! Cathy! You loved me! What right to throw love away for the poor fancy thing you felt for him, for a handful of worthiness.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff