- Carl Showalter: You ever been to Minneapolis?
- Gaear Grimsrud: Nope.
- Carl Showalter: Would it... kill you to say something?
- Gaear Grimsrud: I did.
- Carl Showalter: "No". That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a fountain of conversation there, buddy. That's a geyser.
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter
Peter Stormare - Gaear Grimsrud

“Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I'll talk, and you listen.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.”
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“I'm talking here, we're having a conversation here. You want to make a phone call, go to the John!”
Lolita Davidovich - Antoinette Baker

“Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me.”
Harry Connick Jr. - Justin Matisse