“I was downtown last week and saw a building as old as I am. It looked terrible.”

Ed Wynn

“Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.”
Janeane Garofalo

“- Rudy Duncan: Sounds pretty mature for twenty-five.
- Nick Cassidy: Grow up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
- Rudy Duncan: Yeah. Either that or those pictures are ten years old.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
James Frain - Nick Cassidy

“- Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
- Indiana Jones: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.”

Karen Allen - Marion
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“I'm 49 years old. Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38. But when you hit 50 they don't hire you anymore. It's like they can smell 50.”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger