“- Hortensia: Careful, dear, boys don't like smart-asses.
- Maribel Naranjo: No, they just like asses.”
Raquel Welch - Hortensia
Tamara Mello - Maribel Naranjo

“- David Huxley: But Susan, you can't climb in a man's bedroom window!
- Susan Vance: I know, it's on the second floor!”
Cary Grant - David Huxley
Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“I hope I never get so old I get religious.”
Ingmar Bergman

“In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.”
François Truffaut

“The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper pictures of the garbage.”
George Carlin