“- Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
- Thor: Yes, of course.
- Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
- Thor: No, I'm sure.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Chris Hemsworth - Thor

“- Maria: I’ve finally returned to my quiet little life and begun to make peace with it.
- Randy: Say that again with conviction.
- Maria: Don’t be impertinent.”
Helen Mirren - Maria Altmann
Ryan Reynolds - Randol Schoenberg

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“Funny how I meet you at all my homicides.”

Sam Levene - Police Lt. Abrams

“- Ernie Smuntz: Wow... I almost feel sorry for the little fella.
- Ernie Smuntz and Lars Smuntz: [together, laughing] Almost!”

Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz