“Jack, you think she's got a thing for you, don't you? That's sweet. But don't flatter yourself. She's a waste of ink. Truth is she's been after me and every other noid who's come though here. It's just that no one's been insane enough to get involved with her. You keep your pencil in your pocket. Know what I mean?”

Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris

“- James T. Kirk: I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim?
- Picard: You could say that.
- James T. Kirk: You know if Spock were here, he'd say I was an irrational, illogical human being for going on a mission like that. Sounds like fun!”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.”
Melissa George - Cleo Miller

“First time you ever see an outlaw? Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“In Carl Jung's opinion, we all have a sixth sense - intuition. When you meet someone and you suddenly feel like you can't live without them. This could be the memory of a past love from the collective unconscious. Or it could just be hormones.”
Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller