“- Jacob Ryan: That's just a bunch of sentimental bullshit.
- Carolyn Ryan: Wait, sentimental bullshit.
- Jacob Ryan: Everyone's parents say that.
- Carolyn Ryan: Oh really, and do everyone's parent destroy evidence and lie... to the police?”
Edward Furlong - Jacob Ryan
Meryl Streep - Carolyn Ryan

“- Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
- Danny: I don't like tea.
- Sandy: You don't have to drink tea.
- Danny: I don't like parents.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Sandy
John Travolta - Danny

“If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and his dad?”
Majandra Delfino - Judith Dunhill

“- Sammy Parker: My mom hates your dad.
- Maggie Taylor: So? My dad hates your mom.”
Alex D. Linz - Sammy Parker
Mae Whitman - Maggie Taylor

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside