“- Louise: I don't know if I want to get married, but I wouldn't say no to a proper relationship.
- Sophie: What is a proper relationship?
- Louise: Living with someone who talks to you after they've boinked you.”
Lesley Sharp - Louise
Katrin Cartlidge - Sophie

“- Countess: Aren't you going to congratulate me?
- Lord Arthur Goring: Congratulations.
- Countess: Aren't you going to ask what for?
- Lord Arthur Goring: What for?
- Countess: I've made a great decision. I've decided to get married.
- Lord Arthur Goring: My God! Who to?
- Countess: That part is yet to be decided.”
Marsha Fitzalan - Countess
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Victor Van Dort: I don't even know your name.
- Maggot: That's a great way to start a marriage.”

Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort
Enn Reitel - Maggot

“- Martin Riggs: You wanna get married, don'tcha?
- Lorna Cole: Yes I do.
- Martin Riggs: Why didn't you tell me?
- Lorna Cole: Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great; if you don't, I love you. I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Rene Russo - Lorna Cole

“- Steven Grlscz: Last time I saw her we had an arguement.
- Sergeant Roche: That must have been quite a row since you didn't make an attempt to see her since then. What was it about?
- Steven Grlscz: She wanted to get married.
- Sergeant Roche: To someone else?
- Steven Grlscz: To me.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz
Jack Davenport - Sergeant Roche