“- Dr. Alex Tremor: Can't you see how dangerous you are?
- Marina Lemke: You say that listening to your heart and trusting what you feel, is that what you're calling dangerous?”
Jeff Daniels - Dr. Alex Tremor
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“It's not the Senate I'm worried about but their fat wives.”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra

“- Helen Knable: Roy, I don't know where you are, but get your butt back here!
- Spike: Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
- Roy Knable: No.”

Pam Dawber - Helen Knable
Jeffrey Jones - Spike
John Ritter - Roy Knable

“Way to go, Paula! Way to go!”

Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“Stu, you just gave that man $10 to walk away and saved his life. You have human emotions after all.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller