“In Rome today, the Pope issued a message of hope for believers in their fight against what he termed the godless and lost. He offered a prayer for the young, whom he described as sadly in need of faith and not the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs and contemporary poetry.”
Reggie Harris - Anchorman

“- Juan Bramuglia: More bad news from Rome, she met with the Pope. She only got a rosary and a kindly word.
- Ché: I wouldn't say the Holy Father gave her the bird. But papal decorations, never a hope.”

Gary Brooker - Juan Bramuglia
Antonio Banderas - Ché

“The Pope warned me never to trust the CIA!”
Leonardo Cimino - Cardinal

“It's crazy. The town is jammed. I don't know, is the Pope in town, or some other show business figure?”
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“- Cooper Harris: Check this out! I'm the Pope!
- Scott Thomas: Cooper, take off the Pope hat!
- Cooper Harris: Oh no, it's okay, I'm Catholic.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas