“She's stupid enough not to be a menace, good-looking enough to be decorative; she gets drunk with economical speed...”

John Travolta - Terl

“- Natalie Arden: What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?
- Anne Arden: Nat, mind your own business.”

Marley Shelton - Natalie Arden
Renee Zellweger - Anne Arden

“- Rose Muldoon: I had a Pollock friend once. She was incredibly stupid...
- Danny Muldoon: Don't do this, Ma.
- Rose Muldoon: ... Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows... black cows squirted chocolate milk!”
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon
John Candy - Danny Muldoon

“- Edmund Bertram: Oh, don't be an imbecile.
- Fanny Price: Oh, but imbecility in women is a great enhancement to their personal charms.
- Edmund Bertram: Fanny, you're being irrational.
- Fanny Price: Yet another adornment. I must be ravishing.”
Jonny Lee Miller - Edmund Bertram
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee