It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden", she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes". She was a church goer.
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil

“My mama used to say that America's the big melting pot. You bring it to a boil and all the scum rises to the top.”
Billie Neal - Bobbie

- Nathaniel Williamson: I was very quick to judge you.
- Captain Bully Hayes: Aw, what do they say, son? Don't judge unle... no, let's see, judge not, judge not, judge ye not...
- Nathaniel Williamson: "Judge not lest ye be judged". Matthew 7, verse 1.
Michael O'Keefe - Nathaniel Williamson
Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes

“You know what Einstein said about World War III? He said he didn't know how they were gonna fight World War III, but he knew how they would fight World War IV: with sticks and stones.”
John Lithgow - Joe Huxley

- Cameron James: What'd she say?
- Michael Eckman: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns". That's a direct quote.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Cameron James
David Krumholtz - Michael Eckman