“My name is Schmidt, but I changed it to Smith. That's what I got against these guys more than anything else. They make me ashamed of the name I was born with.”

William Bendix - Gus Smith

“- Narrator: RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.
- Bullwinkle: What's the difference?”
Keith Scott - Narrator
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

- Valentine: What did you say your name was?
- Helena: Helena.
- Valentine: Helena. Helen. Helen-nun-nuh... it's a bit drab, isn't it? You know, you should think about changing that. Go for something with a bit of dignity and style, mixed with a bit of romance. Something like... "Valentine".
- Helena: Why? What's your name?
- Valentine: Valentine.
Jason Barry - Valentine
Stephanie Leonidas - Helena

“Trends change, people change. It's all about details, if you don't pay attention to details your doomed, i mean look at my nails! I went through junior high wearing nothing but pink, now pink makes me puke so i changed rearrange, see, it's called demented, no seriously the color's called demented.”
Julie Benz - Marcie

- Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine". How did your family come by it?
- Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
- Prince John: You mean you changed it to "Latrine"?
- Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse".
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Tracey Ullman - Latrine