“It's like my father always said to me, he said to me, he said,
Roseanna Roseanadana, it's always something. If it isn't one
thing--it's another! It's always something.”

Gilda Radner

“Publicity can be terrible. But only if you don't have any.”
Jane Russell

“Awards sell tickets, and they're a cleverpublicity stunt.”
Tony Randall

“Ordeal by comment card, known otherwise as death by a thousand cuts.”

Cedrick Webster Hardwicke

“Sorry, folks. Park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld