“You know what that is, television? It's entertainment for people. It's fake! Nothing you think is real is real!”

Susie Essman - Mittens

“There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover we don't need TV to entertain us.”
Mike Judge - Mr. Van Driessen

“Fifteen years sitting in prison is punishment. But 15 years sitting in front of a television set is entertainment.”
James Coburn - John Reston

“- Mark Van Doren: Charlie, from what I understand, it's just a bunch of frauds showing off an erudition they really didn't have. All you have to do is...
- Charles Van Doren: The problem is, Dad, that it seems I was one of those frauds.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren
Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren

“Entertaining the rustics is not as difficult as I feared. Any simple, childish game seems to amuse them excessively.”

Frieda Inescort - Miss Bingley