“- Mr. Herbert Garrison: What is five times two? Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.
- Clive: Twelve.
- Mr. Herbert Garrison: OK, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.”
Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison

“So there's me and Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then four months down the road, the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Which, as we all know, is a really dumb move. But you know how it is: you don't wanna know, but you just have to, right? Stupid guy bullshit.”
Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob

“Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.”
Robert Stack - Captain Rex Kramer

“- J.D.: There are no stupid questions.
- Veronica: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
- J.D.: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.”
Christian Slater - J.D.
Winona Ryder - Veronica

“I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions.”
Khleo Thomas - Zero