“- Philip FitzRoyce: Tell me, how do you contain the sharks in this part of the lagoon?
- Calvin Bouchard: Well, you know, it's that old shark screen, the bubble screen. You know, sharks don't like that. It's what they call marine segregation.”
Simon MacCorkindale - Philip FitzRoyce
Louis Gossett Jr. - Calvin Bouchard

“- Henry Roth: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that!
- Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?”
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth
Rob Schneider - Ula

“- Cole: You ever heard the story of the mouse, the lion, and the thorn?
- Mills: Yeah?
- Cole: There you go, then. In case we ever see that primate again.
- Mills: You do know that story is about a mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of his paw though, right?
- Cole: No it's not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn.”
Shea Whigham - Cole
Jason Mitchell - Mills

“- Knute Rockne: Coach, let us use the forward pass, I know it'll work.
- Notre Dame Coach Harper: I'm not so sure. We've never seen it in a game.
- Knute Rockne: Neither has the Army, what can we lose?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
John Gallaudet - Notre Dame Coach Harper

“- Inspector O'Matthews: I think I'll catch your act tonight, Charlie. In fact, I'll go with you.
- Charlie Chan: No, please. Mice only play when cat supposed to be in bed.”
Joe King - Inspector O'Matthews
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan