“- Delilah: You're not good at studying Stan, you're good at football. You should stick to what you're good at.
- Stan: Yeah, I've always been good at football, and basketball, and every other sport I've tried. I think maybe it's time I should try something I'm not so good at, something different.”

Shawn Hatosy - Delilah Profitt
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado

“- Delilah: The accepted social order is that head cheerleaders date star quarterbacks, not academic wannabees.
- Stan: Don't be so superficial...
- Delilah: Superficial... four syllables, that's really good Stan, you're on your way. Let me know how the cure for cancer goes.
- Stan: I was hoping you'd be with me on this.”

Shawn Hatosy - Delilah Profitt
Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado

“I'm an engineer! I stopped running when Nixon was president!”
Donald Sutherland - Jerry O'Neill

“- Drix: Where did you study?
- Osmosis Jones: Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.”
David Hyde Pierce - Drix
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.”
Eugene Levy - Dr. Allan Pearl