“- Moonie Pottie: I can't go.
- Cecil Sweeney: Why not?
- Moonie Pottie: It's breaking their hearts.
- Cecil Sweeney: That's normal.
- Moonie Pottie: Not for me, it isn't.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney

“- Junior: Orphan Tulip?
- Tulip: Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart!”
Andy Samberg - Junior
Katie Crown - Tulip

“I remember how her little hand used to fit inside mine.”
Steve Martin - George Banks

“In my experience, parents often see their children as they want them to be, not as they are.”
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“There are no illegitimate children in this world; only illegitimate parents!”
Joan Plowright - Mary Wallace