“- Meg: I'm going to wash my hair and puke.
- Michael: Puke first.”
Mary Kay Place - Meg
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“- Garbitsch: Brunettes are trouble makers. They're worse than the Jews.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: Then wipe them out.
- Garbitsch: Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“Looks familiar, but dearie, these blondes all bleach alike.”

Esther Howard - Jean

“Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“What is a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings