“- Jean Michel Basquiat: Ah, piss paint!
- Andy Warhol: Not piss paint, Jean, oxidation art!
- Jean Michel Basquiat: I hate cleaning brushes too.”
Jeffrey Wright - Jean Michel Basquiat
David Bowie - Andy Warhol

“Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

- Walter Shit: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it "Instant minority". I did the whole block!
- Joe: But people are black or white, not purple.
- Walter Shit: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!
Jim Turner - Walter Shit
Jerry O'Connell - Joe

“- Deb: What are you drawing?
- Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
- Deb: What's a liger?
- Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”
Tina Majorino - Deb
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow