“- Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now?
- Pistachio Disguisey: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince Lali Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Nina Barona: I'm a little better than you think, Mr. O'Brien.
- Bill O'Brien: That wouldn't be hard.”
Rita Hayworth - Nina Barona
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Bill O'Brien

“You can't trust Melanie but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“Frank is a very sick and dangerous man.”

Kyle MacLachlan - Jeffrey Beaumont

“The geezer was so hard even his nightmares were scared of him.”

Danny Dyer - Frankie