“- Richard Twat: What about the watch, then? Is that expensive?
- Mr Nice: Oh, it's just a cheap copy.
- Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba: Well, that will do, the pawnbroker is very shortsighted.
- Richard Twat: Eddie means that you don't need a watch in paradise. Time stops here.”
Rik Mayall - Richard Twat
Lisa Palfrey - Mrs. Nice
Adrian Edmondson - Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba

“- Mum: But you've not been to school all week, son.
- Alex: Got to rest, mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.”
Sheila Raynor - Mum
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Abby Janello: Being with him is like making a choice.
- Donna: You don't have that choice, Abby. You have other choices.
- Abby Janello: It just can't be him - that's all.
- Donna: Ok, then fine. But whether it's Buddy or someone else a year from now, whoever you choose will be there because Greg is not. That's just how it is.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello
Caroline Aaron - Donna

“Can't miss what you never had!”
Phyllis Logan - Monica

“Dad's dying. He's been doing it for about twenty years so I don't miss anything.”
Diane Keaton - Bessie