“- Cathy: You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing.
- Server: What can I get for you?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Two faces.”
Melora Hardin - Cathy
Sam Assaid - Server
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“- Dodger: Picture the city. 8th and Broadway. The crowd's hustling. The traffic's roaring. The hot dogs are sizzling.
- Einstein: I love a story with food in it.”
Billy Joel - Dodger
Richard Mulligan - Einstein

- "Red" Baxter: I don't like your faces.
- S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like them.
Robert Barrat - "Red" Baxter
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale

“- J. Horatio Boggs: I never forget a face.
- Dan Clark: In this case forget mine.”

Hobart Cavanaugh - J. Horatio Boggs
George O'Brien - Dan Clark

“- Tugboat Annie: All we want to know is the name that goes with that silly looking face of yours.
- J.B. Armstrong: My name is Armstrong. Joseph B. Armstrong.”
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie
Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong